ASTROLOGICAL PRAYERS

ARIES: God, please give me patience, right now, if you can.

TAURUS: God help me accept changes in my life, but there is no hurry – I am in the middle of preparing dinner.

GEMINI: Oh God, or perhaps, Goddess….where are you…who are you….what is your name? What is your phone number? Where and to which one of you should I pray to?

CANCER: God please protect my Mom, my apartment, and my country while I am away on a trip. (Dear Mom, I know I shouldn't be so dependant on you, but I am going on a trip and I'll be away for three days. I'll call you tomorrow, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday as soon as I get back).

LEO: God, my father, you will be proud of me, I'll show everyone that I am better than all my brothers and sisters.

VIRGO: God please make the world a better place, and this time stay focused while you are doing it, please. Last time you made a lot of mistakes.

LIBRA: God, I understand, it's all clear, I know that my decisions and choices have to be my own, that's all right, and it’s OK, if you say so.

SCORPIO: God, help me forgive the people that hurt me, do not let me forget it, and remind me to get even when the opportunity presents itself.

SAGITTARIUS: The only, almighty, all-knowing, exalted, all-powerful, eternal, mine, only mine God, I prayed to you a million times already – help me stop exaggerating in life ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

CAPRICORN: My dear God, I have nothing to ask for. I will do it all by myself. Anyway, thanks for being there.

AQUARIUS: God, I know that you hear my thoughts and that I don't have to send you an invitation. This weekend I am having a party. It’d be great if you could come!

PISCES: God of all the Heavens, I promise that will never again complain, cry, or drink! Have mercy on me, and help me just this one time.